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Best jokes to tell a girl you like in Australia

Anyone with a good sense of humor will appreciate them. You can break them out whenever there is a lull in conversation with your friends or whenever you want to break the ice with someone new. Just be careful with who you decide to approach at parties. Can you do telekinesis?

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